It sounds like something that a couple would say in the middle of an argument. I believe you when you say you stayed in the pub THREE HOURS after you said you’d be home for dinner – I just don’t understand why you’d rather stay out drinking with your mates than come home and have […]
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Big ears!!!
Did you know that Walls have ears!!! They also have sausages, although I realise not everyone will get that joke. Nevertheless, you should be careful what you say, when you say it and who you say it to. As a parent, I’ve lost count of the number of times that I forgot my children were […]
Read MoreTrust me, I’m a solicitor.
The problem with having a reputation is that you can sometimes be falsely accused. I’m a fanatical football fan, and a fan of alcohol. Which means that when I’m seen on the football terraces with a cup in my hand, it’s automatically assumed that there is champagne in it, even though I’m very aware of […]
Read MoreSpeak your Mind – But mind what you speak!
Freedom of speech is a common (if often misused) phrase. Yes, you can speak freely, but that doesn’t mean that there aren’t consequences for what you say. If your partner asks you whether their bum looks big in that outfit, you can choose to lie (which might spare their feelings but might also mean they […]
Read MoreAll at sea!
One of the many MANY things they never teach you at Law School is how often you will have to deal with clients’ misconceptions about the law. These range from how long things will take (no, it’s not a five minute job to draft a three page witness statement and no I can’t just phone […]
Read MoreA rose by any other name
. As a child, I had a number of family nicknames. Some I’m not going to repeat – although I have little doubt that my parents could be bribed into spilling the beans. But a few still come to mind from time to time. At my brother’s Bar Mitzvah, I was listed in the introductory […]
Read MoreTime is an essential part of any lawyer’s life
We charge for our time. Weirdly we do it in units of 6 minutes – no idea where that came from, but there we are. We agree to do things by very specific times (the Claimant shall serve upon the Defendant by 4pm on Friday 1st April xxxx) but if it’s by reference to a […]
Read MoreIt’s a question of Judgment
Usually I feel that it’s better to do something late than never at all. We’re better off scoring a late equaliser than losing the match – even though I might have enjoyed the match a lot more if we’d scored earlier on. You’re better off taking legal advice about a legal dispute before proceedings are […]
Read MoreIt’s not me, it’s you.
It may surprise you, but I don’t set out to upset people. It’s just a natural side effect of what I do for a living that I often have to tell people things they don’t want to hear, such as telling them their case isn’t as good as they think is it. Some people take […]
Read MoreStupid is as stupid does
Or sometimes it’s just people who take too much notice of social media or believe that AI knows everything. When I was at my first “proper” job in law, I spent seven years working for an entertainment law firm which sadly doesn’t exist any more – nothing to do with me, honest! Due to the nature […]
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