Big ears!!!

Did you know that Walls have ears!!! They also have sausages, although I realise not everyone will get that joke. Nevertheless, you should be careful what you say, when you say it and who you say it to. As a parent, I’ve lost count of the number of times that I forgot my children were […]

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Trust me, I’m a solicitor.

The problem with having a reputation is that you can sometimes be falsely accused. I’m a fanatical football fan, and a fan of alcohol. Which means that when I’m seen on the football terraces with a cup in my hand, it’s automatically assumed that there is champagne in it, even though I’m very aware of […]

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Speak your Mind – But mind what you speak!

Freedom of speech is a common (if often misused) phrase. Yes, you can speak freely, but that doesn’t mean that there aren’t consequences for what you say. If your partner asks you whether their bum looks big in that outfit, you can choose to lie (which might spare their feelings but might also mean they […]

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All at sea!

One of the many MANY things they never teach you at Law School is how often you will have to deal with clients’ misconceptions about the law. These range from how long things will take (no, it’s not a five minute job to draft a three page witness statement and no I can’t just phone […]

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A rose by any other name

. As a child, I had a number of family nicknames. Some I’m not going to repeat – although I have little doubt that my parents could be bribed into spilling the beans. But a few still come to mind from time to time. At my brother’s Bar Mitzvah, I was listed in the introductory […]

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Time is an essential part of any lawyer’s life

We charge for our time.  Weirdly we do it in units of 6 minutes – no idea where that came from, but there we are. We agree to do things by very specific times (the Claimant shall serve upon the Defendant by 4pm on Friday 1st April xxxx) but if it’s by reference to a […]

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It’s a question of Judgment

Usually I feel that it’s better to do something late than never at all. We’re better off scoring a late equaliser than losing the match – even though I might have enjoyed the match a lot more if we’d scored earlier on. You’re better off taking legal advice about a legal dispute before proceedings are […]

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It’s not me, it’s you.

It may surprise you, but I don’t set out to upset people. It’s just a natural side effect of what I do for a living that I often have to tell people things they don’t want to hear, such as telling them their case isn’t as good as they think is it. Some people take […]

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Stupid is as stupid does

Or sometimes it’s just people who take too much notice of social media or believe that AI knows everything. When I was at my first “proper” job in law, I spent seven years working for an entertainment law firm which sadly doesn’t exist any more – nothing to do with me, honest! Due to the nature […]

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Company pulls AI-powered talking teddy bear toy for giving sex advice

We all know that we can’t believe everything we read. And yet, I spend a lot of my time repeating that advice to people who insist that newspaper articles must be true, and that if something is in a contract that both sides signed, it must be enforceable. What’s more, the more “reputable” the other […]

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